Jokes

Quote from losing Manager: "They beat us five-nil, and we were lucky to get nil".

Why was the football pitch triangular? – Because someone took a corner. (From Alex Burford, U13s Comedian)

When our manager said that he was going to talk about tactics, some of the team thought he was talking about a new kind of peppermint

Striker: "I've just had a good idea for strengthening the team."
Manager: "Good! When are you leaving?"

The team were playing really badly so in his half time talk the manager decided to go back to basics. Picking up a football, he said, "Right, lads, what I have in my hands is called a football, and the object of the game is..." "Hang on a minute," shouted one of the lads, "you're going too fast."

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